loki-hornedkingofdickery:

FUCK

Congratulations!

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Re-blog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly like about you.

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Netflix, you have fascinating suggestions.

aliveinabox:

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psyche-adair:

causeallidoisdance:

disubiquity:

AHAHAHAH laughing SO hard AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And then I completely lost it.

Seriously. You have sex with a horse and give birth to an eight legged foal one time and it’s just held over your head for the rest of your life.

aggressively-orange: there-are-some-who-call-me-tim: I think that always reblogging xkcd should be a rule of mine. SO IT HAS COME TO THIS.

aggressively-orange:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

I think that always reblogging xkcd should be a rule of mine.

SO IT HAS COME TO THIS.

dharmagun:

rainbowbarnacle:

baruyon:

snoozlebee:

spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

hold me manatee. hold me tight and never let go

Aw, I love Calming Manatee.

D’aaaaaw.

oh god MANATEES now i’m crying

Imagining Hamilton singing a My Little Pony song

I have no excuse.

aw, you would cuddle me. that's so cute. — coltivator

:3

f,m,c: alexis de tocqueville, benedict arnold, and thomas paine — coltivator

Hmm T_T; The Benedict Arnold makes this a toughy.

F: Thomas Paine 
M: Alexis de Tocqueville
C: Benedict Arnold